Being Jalop

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 12/12/2014 at 16:18 • Filed to: PSA

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You don't have to like crossovers, or trucks, or the Miata, or manual, or diesel, etc. and that's okay. However, Hating a car or type of car (and those who buy them) because you don't like it is anti-Jalop. Deal with it. Car love comes in many forms.

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p.s. I don't take myself too seriously, and neither should you.

Moenica > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:20

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What about hating people at car shows?

HammerheadFistpunch > Moenica 12/12/2014 at 16:21

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only if they are assholes apparently. [insert eyeroll]

ACESandEIGHTS > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:24

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I believe it was Jean-Paul Sartre who said

[Assholes] are other people.

So car show or no, that opinion is justifiable.

Are those Cherry Bombs?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:25

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And with that out of the way, I want a set of those for my truck.

HammerheadFistpunch > ACESandEIGHTS 12/12/2014 at 16:25

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damn strait they are cherry bombs

HammerheadFistpunch > ACESandEIGHTS 12/12/2014 at 16:26

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Also, this

Milky > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:26

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Related photo. This was my profile picture when that equal sign thing was big.

With the caption "equal cars for all".

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:27

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Preach it!

Chris Clarke > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:28

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What if you hate a car because you've owned it and know its terrible?

HammerheadFistpunch > Chris Clarke 12/12/2014 at 16:29

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Then you hate THAT car.

Frank Grimes > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:32

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since when do you get to decide what is jalop and not. I can hate whatever I want.

Textured Soy Protein > Moenica 12/12/2014 at 16:32

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Only if they are college football coaches .

Chris Clarke > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:34

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What if my neighbor has the same car?

Gamecat235 > Frank Grimes 12/12/2014 at 16:36

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Listen Grimes... oh, it's you. Yep, I believe in the right for Frank Grimes to disagree with authority and hate whomever he wishes to hate. LOL. I mean, It is in character.*

*note: this does not actually give PatBateman permission to kill random people.**

**P.S. Unless otherwise OK'ed by a supermajority of the commentariat.***

***P.P.S. this is a joke, ok?****

**** maybe

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:36

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HammerheadFistpunch > Frank Grimes 12/12/2014 at 16:40

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I hate that response.

HammerheadFistpunch > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/12/2014 at 16:41

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Do I hate them? nay, but I would probably stay several feet back if we met.

Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:45

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None of this "kumbaya love of cars comes in many forms" crap, talking about cars on the internet is ALL ABOUT ARGUING.

HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein 12/12/2014 at 16:46

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no its not, you take that back!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:47

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When they wreck cars that I would like/dream of owning, hate crosses my mind. Much like when the sultan of brunei lets cars rot, or when people wreck cars like that p1.

HammerheadFistpunch > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/12/2014 at 16:50

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oh, you are free to hate ruiners of cars. all day every day. Just be prepared to accept various levels of "ruin"

Frank Grimes > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:50

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i hate love, the sun, myself, babies.

crown victor victoria > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/12/2014 at 16:50

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Ok Corvette, show me on this doll where the bad man touched y...GAAAH

HammerheadFistpunch > Frank Grimes 12/12/2014 at 16:51

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Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:51

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Touche.

Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:52

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I'm gonna do like my 90 year old grandma when my mom tells her to go to the doctor and stick my fingers in my ears.

Frank Grimes > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:54

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fhrblig > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 16:57

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This is the rule of 'suck': just because you (not specifically you, any person really) do not like something does not mean the thing sucks; it just means you don't like it.

crown victor victoria > crown victor victoria 12/12/2014 at 16:57

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But srs, this car was vandalized, right?

nermal > Frank Grimes 12/12/2014 at 16:58

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Sounds like you need some electrolytes.....

HammerheadFistpunch > fhrblig 12/12/2014 at 16:59

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bingo.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:00

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I liked this post way back when it was just a comment...

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/12/2014 at 17:02

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This post was an excuse to use my boredom at work to make a graphic.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > crown victor victoria 12/12/2014 at 17:02

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chris Clarke 12/12/2014 at 17:03

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Why do hate your neighbor so much that you would sell him a car you hated?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:06

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I'm not hatin'...

Know what's good? Half-day Fridays.

Frank Grimes > nermal 12/12/2014 at 17:08

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What flavors does that come in I only like lemon lime and blue.

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/12/2014 at 17:08

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i might be feeling a 4 oclock friday

Chris Clarke > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/12/2014 at 17:09

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He plays loud music all night and his dog never stops barking.

HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein 12/12/2014 at 17:10

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is it to early to bring up Hitler? Or should I have insulted you personally first. I apologize I just want to make sure im doing this right.

George McNally > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:12

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Gamecat235 > Frank Grimes 12/12/2014 at 17:12

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Spite and Bile are the only flavors.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chris Clarke 12/12/2014 at 17:13

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These are good reasons.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:14

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Motion granted.

nermal > Milky 12/12/2014 at 17:17

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I wish this one would make a come-back:

HammerheadFistpunch > George McNally 12/12/2014 at 17:18

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I found the video (no thanks to you kinja). I' see what your sayin.

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/12/2014 at 17:19

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sweet!

crown victor victoria > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/12/2014 at 17:21

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Maybe they're just a Libyan dragon enthusiast?

Milky > nermal 12/12/2014 at 17:24

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Lol, thats terribly awesome.

Frank Grimes > Gamecat235 12/12/2014 at 17:27

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I ll go with spite it sounds better than bile. Also haterade should be called spite sprite.

Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:32

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I don't know if you're allowed to apologize for things while arguing on the internet.

HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein 12/12/2014 at 17:34

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shit.

desertdog5051 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 17:59

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Well said.

NJAnon > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 18:21

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B, but Hammerhead hating a car for a good reason is also being jalop. I hate the Yugo. It is terrible and even when some person somewhere in the mountains of Russia makes all the changes to make their Yugo run, it doesn't change anything for every other Yugo. I don't hate any person who got suckered into buying the car.

And FWD sucks. I don't hate any person that buys FWD car because we're all broke. Until I see Formula 1 use that drivetrain, it sucks. though. And it is fine to accept that you ride around in on a suckage drivetrain because I do.

HammerheadFistpunch > NJAnon 12/12/2014 at 18:25

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please see this FWD doesn't suck just because you don't like it, nor because F1 refuses to use it. There is no reason you can't dislike FWD cars...but FWD doesn't suck on merit alone. I'm not going to debate that, im just going to say that a yugo would be a riot to own for a little while.

NJAnon > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 18:32

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There is no riot Hammerhead. Even with legal or illegal drugs there is no riot.

HammerheadFistpunch > NJAnon 12/12/2014 at 18:36

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George McNally > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2014 at 19:03

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Kinja....who the heck designed it? It sure doesn't work that well.

yamahog > nermal 12/12/2014 at 21:43

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That was mine!

Jedidiah > HammerheadFistpunch 12/14/2014 at 13:26

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I thought this was a post about how real jalops have cherry bombs.